桜 (Sakura) (by walkkyoto)
"The only way to get over an addiction is to get addicted to it"
G.I. Joe CRACK 2
I made another crack video! This one took longer than the first one and may require knowledge of both movies to understand some of the scenes but I hope it’s amusing enough. :D
This will also probably be the last crack video featuring the live-action G.I. Joe films. Admit it - they just aren’t made for funny.
Also, excessive ninjas. And bad-word song at the end.
If there will be ever a third movie base on the G.I. Joe, I wish there would be a scene where Snake Eyes would take his mask off.
Tried editing on my phone. Oh well!
They make such a sweet couple!!! Why does she have to pick Ripcord at the end?!?!
One question. Why on the premier of the movies Ray Park (Snake Eyes) was not there?
I am afraid that I cannot blush through my mask. And there are not any “Candid” photographs of me without my shirt on. This was actually taken from a Cobra surveillance camera a few years back. Duke had me get captured as a distraction for them to infiltrate, since I would be able to escape the easiest. Here I was already wearing down the zip-ties they had used to secure my wrists behind my head.
Though, what is under my uniform is not exactly good. You have to be a big fan of scars.
I remember when this picture was taken actually, now that I think about it. The temperature in that base was absolutely freezing that night. It was one of Cobra’s subterranean compounds, out in North Dakota I think. The guard behind me had a gun pressed against my back too, which was not helping anything. It was a relief when I knocked him out. And also when I stole his uniform.